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  My highlights from the AGM

  by Apognophos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  some of this will not be new to those of you who read other people's notes, but i bet there are a few new bits for you here, so i've provided a user-friendly table of contents, as an homage to the contents that appear before each book of the bible in the new nwt.

  i might remember more highlights later, as i'm rather tired right now, but this is what i can recall off the top of my head.. contents (use of quote marks in this section is facetious; these are not actual quotes).

  "say, did you notice that 2014 is the 100th anniversary, people?".

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  ...and the BIBLE is now GRAY!

  Woo-hoo!
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  The Smoke and Mirrors of the Annual Meeting

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

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  the annual meeting seems to boil down to an opening talk about an "exciting new" bible museum and a closing talk about an "exciting new" new world translation.

  sandwiched in between were the wt summary, a talk about indoctrinating the children fast/furious, and some "trip down memory lane.".

  why would this "spiritual feast" seem to be anticlimactic?

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  Already "some brothers" are "running ahead" and speculating about what color the NEXT book will be.

  The THRILL is palpable!
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  Are you stuck with a 10 pt font?..

  by OUTLAW in

  1. forum
  2. tech-support

  just curious... i`m wondering if anyone else is having problems with their posts... .

  "after" you hit the submit button for your post:.

  does it go to a 10 pt font?...

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  Try Cialis?

  oops...

  Yes, yes I am!
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  Why did they write a new bible?

  by snare&racket in

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  2. friends

  works of unknown authorship70 years from the end of the calendar year in which the work is made.

  however, if the work is made available to the public during that time then copyright expires 70 years from the end of the calendar year in which it is first made publicly available.i wonder if this is the motive for a new bible?

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  They were duped into buying 10,000 hectares of gray vinyl, and after prayerful consideration said, "I know what the fuck we'll do - we'll use it for BIBLE covers!"
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  ehh AGM Bible

  by Gorbatchov in

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  ehh, so the best bible translation by the only true religion is replaced by the best bible translation of the only true religion?.

  o my god!!!!

  gorby.

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  Jehovah's gray-haired go-cart is on the move! Whoa Nellie!
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  Anything new BESIDES new bible release at the annual meeting?

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so was it all just a new bible release or was there any doctrine changes, etc?

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  But the Bible is GRAY; that proves how close the end is. It's GRAY . No one else has gray Bibles, because ours is true; its gray.
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  Recording meeting

  by Fading Begins in

  1. watchtower
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  first 30 min announcing a collection of bibles collected from r & f that is to go on display at bethel.

  also accounts of how they "miraculously" received bibles that they didn't think they could get - eg.

  geneva bible.. now - watchtower study review as there is no meeting tomorrow..

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  WTB&TS: "...so we've given you this new Bible. Please remember not to read it."
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  Are you stuck with a 10 pt font?..

  by OUTLAW in

  1. forum
  2. tech-support

  just curious... i`m wondering if anyone else is having problems with their posts... .

  "after" you hit the submit button for your post:.

  does it go to a 10 pt font?...

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPauXWjY4T8
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  Louche: God's will to be completed by the end of the millennium. WTF?

  by baltar447 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the reddit agm blog:.

  god's will to be completed by the end of the millennium.

  very casually said by louche.. .

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  Nathan Natas

  SlimBoyFat, I'm trying to seduce you. How am I doing so far?

  But seriously, folks... when you're correct, you are correct.

  I'm sure at some point in the future - the year 3535 perhaps? - we can resume our more usual incendiary combatives...

  until then...

  “A truth presented by Satan himself is just as true as a truth stated by God. . . . Accept truth wherever you find it, no matter what it contradicts” (WT 7/1879, pp. 8-9).
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  Louche: God's will to be completed by the end of the millennium. WTF?

  by baltar447 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the reddit agm blog:.

  god's will to be completed by the end of the millennium.

  very casually said by louche.. .

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  COMATOSE observed,

  " We can use this to our advantage. Perfect to make them think."

  How can we "use this to our advantage" if it was WT doctrine since the 1950s [at least; that's when I personally encountered it]?

  "Make them think" -- About WHAT, the Grand-Slam breakfast at Denny's?